HI! My name is ktmouse. Even though you know my real name..... Which is Alex WILL.I.AM (I hate him) Sandin. But I hate my name. So call me Ktmouse. Or Alex. I don't really care...
Stuffz about me!
I LURV making weird noises with my mouth.. Like saying yesh and lurv and DEWD TOWTALLY MAN! It somehow gives me a pleasure.... It's hard to describe. ANOTHER THING! Is that I hope that blogging will please me inner..... dude. Because he likes talking. A lot. To random people off the side of the road. I will literally walk up to a beggar, give him a scrap of bread, and then start talking to him about algebra. And he'll just stare back with a blank face.... Pretty much saying, "dude, get away from me... Are you even a dude?" It's the mixture of confusion and... some word I can't think of.
I have long hair! Like, longer than yours. I have no doubt that my hair is longer than yours. It is WAY too long, and it reminds me of some old lady offering me a little change purse at the dump the other day. I walked away awkwardly.... I have long hair because some cute little girl came up to me when I was in 4th grade and said "Do you donate your hair?" And I had no idea what she was talking about... Until I realized that one of my soon-to-be friend's brother had passed because of cancer. So I decided to donate my hair to cancer patients.
I like ranting. Well, you wouldn't really consider it ranting, until I was half-way through, in which you would want my disgusting girly voice to stop talking. And that would be half-way through. I also like.... saying "like." Unintentionally. I kinda hate it when people say like a lot, and I also hate hypocrites, so if you were smart you'd think I would hate myself... but I don't. WEIRD RIGHT?!?!?! No. Not weird.
I LOOOOOVE youtube's youremakingmenervous, because everyone is so funnyyyyyyyyyy! Especially Lois..
>.>
<.<
Don't tell anyoooone...
Suspicious, right?
Anyhoosle.
I feel that the Interwebz (haha, I'm a nerd right?) keeps me connected... And I have a lot of friends there. I mean here. >.< Whatever... But I also have this 18 year old friend who has ALL OF HER FRIENDS on the internet. Like, over in Egypt and Germany and Canada and Columbia and ME! New Hampshire. Because New Hampshire is awesome.
>.< DON'T DENY IT! >.<
I'm also short. I'm as short as maybe..... someone as short as I am. Which is way too short for someone who's 14.... Wait, I'm 14?! OH MAH GOSHPANTS! Yeah, I also have lots of energy at times. Like now. I used to be hyper every day, because y'know, I was a kid, but now I'm kinda relaxed and stuffz except when I'm EXCITED! Like I am now. Because I've discovered the secret of the BLOG in which NO ONE READS WHAT I HAVE TO SAY except me. But I feel like lots of people are reading this... Because it's on the internet. But really.... No one could care less on the internet what some weird short long haired dude has to say about his life. Like me. This would be incredibly boring if I were reading this and it was someone else's.
I think maybe I should stop typing... Because if I type any more than you'll fall on your keyboard drooling and asleep and then hit some random button that makes the whole world explode!!!!!! I'll tell you more about me without as much depth.... when I don't have homework. Which is never. But whatever.
THAT RHYMED!!!!!
"best wishes" (LOIS!!!!!!)
um. Yeah. Bye.
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